Locals Onli

A parody of music festival adverts with a background of blue to lavender gradient. A very subtle ÆW! watermark is in the middle of the advert. There is an outline of Long Island superimposed with an outline of the rockin' hand, index finger and pinky up with thumb bent over middle and ring finger, in light grey at the top of the advert. The advert has the following text in large white letters: 'LOCALS ONLI MUSIC FESTIVAL, JUNE 30 & 31, 2024 • LONG ISLAND, NY'; There's a fake link: 'Scan for the Spotify playlist'; Light blue text in decreasing size reads: 'BLUE ÖYSTER CULT • PAT BENATAR • JON BELLION • STRAY CATS • BRAND NEW • TWISTED SISTER • WHEATUS • SUNFLOWER BEAN • I AM THE AVALANCHE • HEAD AUTOMATICA • STRAYLIGHT RUN • JEFF ROSENSTOCK • RYAN CASSATA • THE LEMON TWIGS • OSO OSO • STEVE LIEBERMAN THE GANGSTA RABBI'; Magenta text in decreasing size reads: 'PUBLIC ENEMY • MF DOOM (SPECIAL SÉANCE PERFORMANCE) • TAKING BACK SUNDAY • DE LA SOUL • AESOP ROCK • GLASSJAW • BAYSIDE • MOVIE LIFE • ENVY ON THE COAST • machin3gir1 • DHÄRÄ • MOON TOOTH • BDEE + THE VENOMOUS ORANGES • TIN CAN COLLECTIVE'; In thin white fineprint: 'Tickets available now for $500 plus service fees. Parking available for $25 with Town permit, $60 without. Vehicles parked illegally will be set on fire. Local food trucks will serve pizza, lobster rolls, and BECSPK. Minimum food purchase of $30, lobster rolls MP. Beverages include craft beer and cawfee, $16 a cup.'; Finally, in small white italicized text: 'This festival is not real. Long Island is not real. Nothing is real.'


ÆSTHETIC WORKSHOP is a developing arts shop & community based in Long Island, NY & created in October 2020. Our current focus is vinyl stickers, with other aesthetic creations & collaborations to come soon! We also do custom stickers, logos, & design work for small businesses, organizations, & communities. Lead artist is local designer Jimmy Gardner, aka GŒST, with shop management & guest art by Annalea Trask, aka BL0b.

For collaborations, commissions & custom work contact us at [email protected]